Neon Knights

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It has been an exciting week in the Kingdom of Computonia. What has happened this week? Let's see it!

Beginning of the Week

As soon as our sun sun rises between the red clouds, two brave Neon Knights (Horde and Bedivere) leave the Kingdom of Computonia. No one doubts that they do so in search of adventure and danger, so their fame is known all over the kingdom when (or if) they return. Be brave, Knights! All Computonia it's putting their hopes on you!

Meanwhile, what should be the rest of the Neon Knights do during the first part of the week? That's right, keep on training! Sigurd, Bitman, Sir Tunasub, and Sir Canto the Battlemage all refine their skill at the arena. This is a truly Gym Craze we're seeing at the Kingdom. Are these Knights up to something?

Middle of the Week

While Sir Canto the BattleMage remains alone in the training arena, the rest of the Knights decide that it's time for techno-romance, and head to the King's Court to deploy their seduction moves.

First, Bitman tries to gain the attention of Sir Hidropsion Automaton. Despite the knight's already digital naming, and while his witty words were appreciated, it seems Sir Automaton was not interested for the moment. More luck the next time, Bitman!

Sir Tunasub had even less luck! He decide to approach the noblest of the noblebots, Dame Micromilila Self-tunington. But we are afraid to say he totally failed, and in less than 1 microsdecond he received a NO encoded in more than 16 bits. That output was sure hard to swallow!

But finally, the Court saw some action after so much rejection! Some say that Sigurd, the King Slayer, was seen playing "technicians" in the cellars of the Castle with Lady Globaldus of Phase-loopingland (in that moment, in female state), and as the level difference between them was notable, King Computon awarded Sigurd no less than 3 Chivalry Points.

End of the week

First time at the End of the Week, Sir Canto left the training arena and defiantly challenged Horde to a Joust! But after doing so, he only received silence (and a lonely thumbleweed passing by) as an answer. While furiously training, Sir Canto had not noticed that Horde had left the kingdom looking for quests, and while he is not in Computonia, he is not obliged to answer Joust challenges. Sir Canto will have to try next week!

Meanwhile, Sir Tunasub did so rest to heal, and Sigurd got back to training in the Arena.

To make up to his rejection in the Court, Bitman partied at the Tavern, which he had all to himself. While he was clearly a little damaged after the process, the King Computon granted him 1 Chivalry Point for his partying attitude.

Last, but not least, our brave Knights Horde and Bedivere returned from their trips through the radioactive fields!

Horde came back talking excitedly about an underground cave and an electro-desk he encountered, but had little to show as evidence other than his babbling. King Computon granted him 1 Chivalry Point, though.

Bedivere came back remaining silent and mysterious, but some say he was bearing some weird scrolls and papyrus with cryptic signs on them. He went straight to the Court and no other that Computon himself got to examine the papers, but what we know is that Bedivere was granted 3 Chivalry Points. What mysteries are going on in our Kingdom?

Finally, King Computon ran some data processing and found that neither Bedivere and Horde had tried to flirt with a noblebot in these last two weeks! This is very frowned upon in the Kingdom, and for that, he penalized with 1 Chivalry Point loss to them.

Computonia Ranking

Sir Canto the Battlemage with 5 Points
Sigurd, the King Slayer with 5 Points
Sir Tunasub from the lands of Anita Dumps with 3 Points
Bedivere, the One Armed Knight with 2 Points
Horde, the luckiest knight with 2 Points
Bitman with 1 Point

Computonia Flirting Ranking