Neon Knights

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It has been an exciting week in the Kingdom of Computonia. What has happened this week? Let's see it!

Beginning of the Week

Just as the week started, Sir Canto (the BattleMage), and Bitman, each in their own way, decided to leave Computonia to look for wrongs to undo. It was about time, they hadn't been on the roads anytime this month! Time to get some dust on those boots, lads!

Sigurd, the King Slayer, did require again the attentions of Lady Globaldus of Phase-loopingland (who was, as last week, in female state), and surprisingly for a noblebot, she requited again! Sigurd was granted 3 Chivalry Points, and this electro-relationship is starting to look serious! Should we be looking for available spaces to celebrate a wedding already?

Meanwhile, the rest of the Knights (Bedivere, Sir Tunasub, and Horde) did head to the tavern for a night of partying, and just as they encountered each other, they grabbed their jars firmly and held the expected Drinking contest!

As he drank his first jar, Horde started to feel dizzy and passed out over the table. Not much of a drinker!

Bedivere went next and swallow his first jar all they way down.. and also passed out all the way down to the floor. More luck next time!

Being the only Knight left, Sir Tunasub still had to survive the drink of his jar to be held as winner of the contest.. and he did with such grace, no doubt he was the winner of this short but intense Drinking Joust.

For having partied at the Tavern all 3 Knigths where granted 1 Chivalry Points, and 1 extra more to Sir Tunasub, for winning the short-lived drinking joust. Both Bedivere and Horde have now a reason to challenge Sir Tunasub to a Joust.

Middle of the Week

After the party-hard (and in his case, party-fast) night, Bedivere decided to chill at home and recover some health.

Horde trained alone in the jousting arena: he surely awaits some jousting action next week!

Sir Tunasub, feeling lucky after his tavern victory, went head-on to the court and tried to romance with Lord Claupacius Condenserfort, Noblebot of the highest level. But he rapidly learnt that the ways of the tavern are not the same ways of the technolove, (and also, his hangover face was not his best look ever) and he just received a byte-coded rejection.

Sigurd went to the tavern and had the attention of the party-goers all for himself, with no other Knights to compete with. He was awarded 1 Chivalry Point.

End of the week

At the end of the week, even more moves ocurred at the Court, although with unequal results. But it seems the Knights at the Kigndom are finally eager to go up the social (and love) ladder!

First, Horde approached Dame Exception Decodingster (in that moment, in female state), one of the noblest of the Noblebots. He boasted about his adventures and tavern parties, and while succesful or not in them, it seems he attracted the interest of Dame Decodingster, and rumours said they went ahead to do some "debugging" together in the Dame's chambers. Horde was awarded 4 Chivalry Points.

Then, a most unusual situation occurred: Dame Micromilila Self-tunington fervent popularity resulted in not one, but two Neon Knights seeking her favors at the same time: Sigurd and Bedivere! There are other Noblebots in court, Knights!

Sadly, Dame Self-Tunington put her algorithms to work and fastly rejected both of them. That is the pain and the tragedy of Binary Love. But, for this unlucky coincidence, Sigurd and Bedivere can now challenge each other to a joust.

Meanwhile, Sir Tunasub had all the training arena to himself, and worked out as mad to prepare for the final week in the beta.

Finally, both Sir Canto and Bitman returned from their adventures in the radioactive fields! They excitedly talked about a cave with a maze in its interior, and although they clearly didn't discover out all the misteries inside it, they were awarded 2 Chivalry Points each (and some say they tried to conceal some kind of flask on their hand, what should be that?)

King Computon then run out the usual calculations with his mighty processor unit, and substracted 1 Chivalry Point to Sir Canto the Battlemage, as he didn't pursued any flirting in the court for the past 2 weeks.

Also, His Majesty King Computon expressed its dislike for the lack of jousting the last 3 weeks. In order to satiate its jousting and battling thirst, he announced next week would be a JOUSTING FREE WEEK, where any Knight could challenge any other Knight to a Joust, even if they didn't have a cause previously. This, the King hopes, would warm up things for the FINAL TOURNAMENT that would be happening after the month ends.

Computonia Ranking

Sigurd, the King Slayer with 9 Points
Horde, the luckiest knight with 7 Points
Sir Canto the Battlemage with 6 Points
Sir Tunasub from the lands of Anita Dumps with 5 Points
Bedivere, the One Armed Knight with 3 Points
Bitman with 3 Points

Computonia Flirting Ranking